Ribofunk Ending: The God Particle-Urb Connection

"Not puppets. Beloved components, say rather. Were you never grateful and kind to your own cells? Eventually, I believe I'll withdraw, grant you free will-- almost without limits. Allow you all to forget I even exist. Modify myself so that no trace of me can be detected even on the submolecular level. Be content to dwell beneath the surface of things. ."
~Ribofunk p.295~
And why not? This could very well be reality. This is not science fiction. Scientists around the word are now trying to discover if there is in fact a grand Urb lurking beneath the surface. In National Geographic's March 2008 article, "The God Particle", the recently completed European Large Hadron Collider is described as doing nearly the same thing in a hunt for the ultimate nano. "The standard model can't explain several towering mysteries about the universe that have their roots in the minuscule world of particles and forces. If there's one truly extraordinary concept to emerge from the past century of inquiry, it's that the cosmos we see was once smaller than an atom. This is why particle physicists talk about cosmology and cosmologists talk about particle physics: Our existence, our entire universe, emerged from things that happened at the smallest imaginable scale." "Most physicists believe that there must be a Higgs field that pervades all space; the Higgs particle(God Particle) would be the carrier of the field and would interact with other particles, sort of the way a Jedi knight in Star Wars is the carrier of the 'force.'"
This similarity between what scientist are trying to discover and what the Urb was revealing to Greenlaw was the ultimate shock for me. Greenlaw's grand finale of unifying truth could be my own. The Higgs Particle, or God Particle, may be the urb "dwelling beneath the surface of things". I think it is awesome. I am all about being a collection of Urb spore. In a way, it is an improvement upon a random disassociated existence. Aren't we even now in this class striving to become one whole Plurk Organism? This is the ideal of our species. "The Urb gently and sincerely kissed itself". Isn't sincerity all that we can ask for?

Lipogram: The Lord's Prayer without Cephalopodheat

Lipogram: The Lord's Prayer without Cephalopodheat
Our Father, who art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done,
On earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen.
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w y Nm.
y kingm m.
y w b n,
n r i is in vn.
Giv us is y ur ily br.
n frgiv us ur rssss,
s w frgiv s w rsss gins us.
n us n n min,
But ivr us frm vi.
Fr in is kingm,
nwr, n gry,
fr vr n vr.
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It all boils down to "giv us gin, frgiv us sin"

Top 10 Yahoo Search, Feb 24th

Oscar Com
Maria Sansone
Academy Awards
Rihanna
NASCAR
Hi-5
Club Penguin
IRS
Cate Blanchett
Chris Brown.

Chris Brown beat up on Rihanna at an Oscar's after party at Club Penguin.
The soul sensation was spotted recently at a NASCAR event with Maria Sansone.
Insiders say he'd been taxing that ass. The IRS is investigating.
In other news Cate Blanchett had her Academy Award rescinded after a ill-placed Hi-5...

Snowball? SNOWSTORM!

I do not like going around writing creative snowballs.

The Singularity, the Futurists, and the Mayfly

My cellphone makes me live so much faster, and doesn't that mean longer? In the same way that the multi-lensed eyes of the common housefly increase the amount of images processed and therefore slowdown the acceleration of the falling hand, wouldn't the increased processing time afforded by bionic implant technology lengthen our lives. Not in physical time but in perceived time. It is worth mentioning that the life span of the longest living specie of Mayfly is only 1 day. The exponential doubling of Jeezus may not represent our lives speeding up, but actually that acceleration of information may be slowing our lives down. The increase in lifespan is already upon us. But it is not in physical time, but in perceived time as related to the amount experienced.
In the apocalyptic time of Singularity, where the Futurists are seen to be dying in what seems to be an alarmingly short period of time to the un-augmented eyes of the Biological Fundamentalists, the perceived lifespan afforded by the Futurists' technology may actually be quite long. In this situation who could be said to be living longer? Or perhaps the Futurists would be living what appeared to be a normal lifespan to the Biological Fundamentalists, but really a perceived amount of time approaching immortality.